They say if you can remember Woodstock, you probably weren't there. This year the Be Kids Party promises to be so memorable you'll wonder if it ever happened.
Here's a taste of things to come: all our guests will arrive in chauffeur-driven Rolls Royces, the swimming pool will be filled with pink champagne, and Michael Bublé will be crooning his heart out...
And it will all exist in your imagination.
Intrigued? Stay tuned for more as we count down the days to one of the most anticipated non-events on the Perth calendar.